7 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would between James Duncan Rolfe, Douglas Darien Walker, Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellburg, Mark Edward Fischbach, Sean William Mclaughlin, Michael Vincent Jones, and Olajide "JJ" Olatunji? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
7 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic, PewDiePie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Michael Vincent Jones and KSIOlajidebt face other in a sitting room.
Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm gonna kick all your asses!
Nostalgia Critic: (Talking to his gun) I'm gonna need you more than ever, baby.
PewDiePie: I'm still the greatest Youtuber, no matter what!
Markiplier: My name is kind of appropriate here, because there's a ton of people here, and my name is a hybrid between my real name and "Multiplayer".
Jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to you laddies!
Michael Vincent Jones: This oughtta be my greatest rage yet.
KSIOlajidebt: Let's do this!
BATTLE OF THE YOUTUBERS! FIGHT!
Angry Video Game Nerd and PewDiePie fight. They trade punches and blocks until Angry Video Game Nerd fires his NES Zapper at PewDiePie's neck. PewDiePie dies. KSIOlajidebt and Michael Vincent Jones fight. They trade punches and blocks until KSIOlajidebt grabs Michael Vincent Jones' neck and crushes it in his hands. Jacksepticeye and Markiplier fight. They trade punches and blocks until Markiplier twists Jacksepticeye's neck. Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic fight. They trade punches and blocks until Angry Video Game Nerd shoots Nostalgia Critic in the stomach with his NES Zapper before crushing his neck in his hands. Now it's just Angry Video Game Nerd, Markiplier and KSIOlajidebt. KSIOlajidebt and Markiplier fight. They trade punches and blocks until KSIOlajidebt gouges out Markiplier's eyes. Now it's just Angry Video Game Nerd and KSIOlajidebt. They trade punches and blocks until Angry Video Game Nerd twists KSIOlajidebt's neck.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD!