2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the faceless abomination that lurks in Slender Woods and the killer that puts you to sleep forever? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Jeff the Killer is wondering through Slender Woods. He finds a page.
Jeff the Killer: Why does this page say "No" like ten times?
Right on cue, Slenderman teleports in front of him. Jeff the Killer is startled. He swings his knife, but Slenderman teleports away.
Jeff the Killer searches for Slenderman. As he looks behind himself, Slenderman teleports in front of him. Jeff the Killer sees Slenderman and runs toward him, but he starts to feel pain and he runs away.
Jeff the Killer: Did that thing just hurt me by... looking at me?
Slenderman then teleports in front of Jeff the Killer again. This time, he lashes out with his tentacles. They stab his legs. Jeff the Killer cuts off one of the tentacles. Slenderman teleports away.
Jeff the Killer: That was close.
Suddenly, 3 tentacles stab his back and make him look at Slenderman.
Jeff the Killer: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Slenderman unleashes the Insta-kill.
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