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2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the unstoppable ogre-donkey duo and the killer animatronics of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
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ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
MELEE![]
Shrek and Donkey are walking. Then they find Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Shrek: "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza".
Shrek snorts as he and Donkey enter the pizzeria.
Shrek: Hello? Anyone home?
Donkey: You mean "Anyone pizzeria?".
Shrek sighs. Suddenly, a scream is heard.
Donkey: What was that?!
Shrek: Alright, show yourself!
CAN A OGRE AND DONKEY SURVIVE? FIGHT!
Suddenly, Foxy tackles Donkey and tears out his throat, killing him. He then notices Shrek and attacks him. But Shrek punches him in the stomach. Foxy slashes him with his hook. He then teleports behind Shrek and bites his shoulder. He then scars his back with his hook. He tears a chunk of meat out of Shrek's shoulder. Shrek grabs him, but Foxy slits his throat with his hook.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
THE ANIMATRONICS!