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2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the sailor man and the Category V Kaiju? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!

Popeye is sailing. Then three tails break the surface. Slattern then emerges from the water. He sees the boat and attacks it. But Popeye eats his spinach.

Popeye: Bring it on, big guy!

Slattern roars in response.

WILL SAILOR FINALLY BE FEARED? FIGHT!

Slattern tries to step on the boat, but Popeye flies away. He flies at Slattern, but Slattern swims underwater. He swims away. Popeye swims after him. He grabs his tail and spins him around and throws him out of the water. Popeye flies at Slattern to attack him again. But Slattern hits him away with his tails. He charges his Atomic Beam at Popeye flies at him again. But Slattern grabs Popeye and tears his head off. He then throws Popeye's headless body into the air and obliterates him with his Atomic Beam. Slattern roars victoriously.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

SLATTERN!

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