2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the Element of Laughter and the Merc with a mouth? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Nothing too big is happening. Then Deadpool teleports out of nowhere. Everypony comes out of their houses to see him.
Various Ponies: Who is he? He doesn't look like a pony. Strange isn't even the perfect word to describe this guy.
Deadpool: Daw, look at all those cute little ponies and their *squints eyes to see what gender they are* little curls.
He turns around and talks to himself.
Deadpool: Note to self: When talking to someone, always check and see if they have a dick or not.
Deadpool turns back, but the ponies are gone.
Deadpool: Hey! Where'd they go? Hmm. Must have scared em off.
He then sees a pink pony playing multiple instruments at once.
Deadpool: Hmm. Maybe he, oh, goddamnit, forget to look at their underneaths.
He teleports under the pony and looks at her vagina.
Deadpool: Gah, I'm such a idiot!
Pinkie Pie: HEY!
Pinkie Pie jumps on Deadpool repeatedly, breaking his bones. Deadpool forces her off.
Deadpool: How dare you attack me like that just because I wanted to see what gender you were!
Pinkie Pie: How dare you check to see what gender I was!
Deadpool: I kill those who anger me!
Pinkie Pie: Just try!
THE FOURTH WALL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THIS! FIGHT!
Deadpool fires at Pinkie Pie, but Pinkie Pie dodges. Pinkie Pie bucks Deadpool in the stomach, knocking him back. Pinkie Pie lunges at Deadpool, but Deadpool teleports out of the way. He shoots her in the flank. Pinkie Pie doubles over in pain. Deadpool shoots her in the stomach. He then gets out his katana and grabs Pinkie Pie's mane and lifts her up and slices her chest and stomach open, spilling her organs out.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...