Description[]
4 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the leader of the ghosts, the mischievous pink ghost, the goofy cyan ghost and the ignorant orange ghost? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
Interlude[]
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
MELEE![]
Pac-Man beats the level.
Blinky: Aw, come on! If I get killed just one more time, I am going to--
5 Minutes Later...
Blinky: (Growling in frustration)
Inky: Are you OK?
Blinky: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! THAT DOES IT! I JUST GOTTA KILL SOMEBODY! I JUST GOTTA!
Clyde: Jeez, Blinky, calm down!
Blinky: NO! I WILL NO-- hey. I know who I could kill.
Inky, Pinky and Clyde: Who?
Blinky: ALL OF YOU!
Inky, Pinky and Clyde: WHAT?!
Blinky: If I don't kill someone right now, I'm going to put myself in the Sun!
Clyde: Dude, you can't put yourself in the Sun. We're in a maze. And we can't leave.
Blinky: I don't care! I gotta kill somebody!
Pinky: Blinky, stop this at once!
Blinky: SHUT UP!
Blinky then kills Pinky.
Blinky: YOU'RE NEXT!
Clyde and Inky scream.
CALM YOUR SHIT, DUDE! FIGHT!
Clyde and Inky run away as Blinky pursues them. Clyde then rams into Blinky.
Clyde: Blinky, stop!
Blinky: I don't take orders!
Blinky then kills Clyde.
Blinky: Now you, Inky!
Inky screams. He then runs away as Blinky pursues him. Then, out of desperation, rams into Blinky. He then continuously rams Blinky and then runs away. Blinky gets even angrier.
Blinky: I'VE BEEN HURT FOR THE LAST TIME!
Blinky then kills Inky.
K.O.!
Pac-Man: Holy shit, dude!
The screen then goes black and a subtitle is seen saying "DO NOT WANT" and punching noises are hard as Blinky screams in rage and Pac-Man screams in pain.
THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
BLINKY!