Who will win in a fight between the senator and the crime lord?
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
Kingpin is robbing a bank with his gang and makes it out with gold until Senator Armstrong appears
Armstrong: Now where do you think you’re going?
Kingpin: Hah, do you know who I am, get him boys!
Kingpin’s gang pulls out their firearms and shoots bullets at Armstrong, but he walks through them and beats the gang down.
Armstrong: Your gang is pitiful you better put up a good fight.
Kingpin: I always do.
This outta be a match to remember!
Kingpin & Senator jump at each other and punch each other blocking both of their attacks.
Kingpin: You’re impressive, but I’m superior
Armstrong: I doubt kid. I’ve played collage ball y’know
Armstrong then grabs Kingpin and throws him up and jump kicks him
Armstrong: Don’t fuck with this senator!
Kingpin then grabs his cane and swings at Armstrong and knocks him down.
Kingpin: You’re done.
Kingpin then swings his cane downward but it breaks when hitting Armstrong as he protected himself with his nanomachines
Armstrong: Nanomachines son!
Armstrong throws Kingpin out of the bank and runs at him
Armstrong: I’m no beltway pansy I can break the president in two!
Armstrong winds up a punch and hits Kingpin
Kingpin gets sent flying into a building.
This Melee’s victory goes to..