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Harry & Marv vs Sonic.EXE is ahomeschoolingroudon's fourteenth One Minute Melee and second joke battle between the incompetent Harry & Marv from Home Alone against Sonic.EXE from the creepypasta that is in my thoughts anything but creepy.

Description

Can the incompetent thieves best the incompetent creepypasta?

Interlude

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

MELEE!!!

Fight

Harry & Marv are driving along the city until they see something running after them through the car window. It was a hedgehog but with bloodred eyes. Sonic.EXE

Harry: What the hell is that Marv?

Marv: I don’t know.

Sonic.EXE jumps on the top of the car and rips it open

Sonic.EXE: Found you!

Harry & Marv jump out of the car and Sonic.EXE leaps after them

Sonic.EXE: It’s play time now..

Marv: Oh shut it you!

Triumph or die!

Engage!

Harry pulls out a gun and shoots Sonic.EXE sending him back

Sonic.EXE: Grr..do you know who I am?

Sonic.EXE teleports behind Harry and cuts him in the head. Harry screams in agony as Marv hits him away with a shovel

Sonic.EXE: I am god!!

Marv: Some hedgehog, a god? You must be joking.

Sonic.EXE: Does this look like a comical face?

Harry: No more talking!

Harry reloads his pistol and shoots at Sonic.EXE again. This time Sonic.EXE teleports in front of him and rips open the gun

Sonic.EXE: Mere mortal.

Marv: I have lost my tolerance!

Marv throws a crowbar at Sonic.EXE impaling him in the head and launching him at Segata

Segata: SEGA SATAN SHIRO!

Segata judo throws Sonic.EXE at Madoka who then shoots Sonic.EXE back to the ground at the edge of a cliff but Gorilla Grodd shoots Sonic.EXE off the cliff and into a conveniently placed lava pit causing him to burn to a crisp.

K.O!

Harry & Marv burst into laughter for a moment then go back to driving

This melee’s victory goes too..

Harry & Mar-

Harry & Marv burst back into laughing again
Who do you think would win?
 
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The poll was created at 20:13 on May 24, 2015, and so far 31 people voted.

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