Can the incompetent thieves best the incompetent creepypasta?
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
Harry & Marv are driving along the city until they see something running after them through the car window. It was a hedgehog but with bloodred eyes. Sonic.EXE
Harry: What the hell is that Marv?
Marv: I don’t know.
Sonic.EXE jumps on the top of the car and rips it open
Sonic.EXE: Found you!
Harry & Marv jump out of the car and Sonic.EXE leaps after them
Sonic.EXE: It’s play time now..
Marv: Oh shut it you!
Triumph or die!
Harry pulls out a gun and shoots Sonic.EXE sending him back
Sonic.EXE: Grr..do you know who I am?
Sonic.EXE teleports behind Harry and cuts him in the head. Harry screams in agony as Marv hits him away with a shovel
Sonic.EXE: I am god!!
Marv: Some hedgehog, a god? You must be joking.
Sonic.EXE: Does this look like a comical face?
Harry: No more talking!
Harry reloads his pistol and shoots at Sonic.EXE again. This time Sonic.EXE teleports in front of him and rips open the gun
Sonic.EXE: Mere mortal.
Marv: I have lost my tolerance!
Marv throws a crowbar at Sonic.EXE impaling him in the head and launching him at Segata
Segata: SEGA SATAN SHIRO!
Segata judo throws Sonic.EXE at Madoka who then shoots Sonic.EXE back to the ground at the edge of a cliff but Gorilla Grodd shoots Sonic.EXE off the cliff and into a conveniently placed lava pit causing him to burn to a crisp.
Harry & Marv burst into laughter for a moment then go back to driving
This melee’s victory goes too..
Harry & Mar-Harry & Marv burst back into laughing again