2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between Douglas Darien Walker and Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Nostalgia Critic is watching a Smosh video.
Nostalgia Critic: (Fake laugh) Look at those jokers. (Angrily) THEY WILL NOT HAVE THE TITLE "BEST YOUTUBE SERIES EVER" FOREVER!
Nostalgia Critic then leaves. He is then seen knocking on Ian and Anthony's door.
Nostalgia Critic: Open this door RIGHT NOW, or I will fire! (Holds up his gun)
Anthony opens the door.
Anthony: Jeez, dude, settle...
Nostalgia Critic interrupts him by shooting him in the stomach.
Nostalgia Critic: You're next, testicle-box!
Ian: I will kill you!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER YOUTUBER BATTLE AGAIN! FIGHT!
Ian, in rage, tackles Nostalgia Critic and punches him in the face repeatedly. Nostalgia Critic kicks him off and readies his gun.
Nostalgia Critic: Prepare to join your friend, my friend.
Anthony: I opened the door, you prick!
Nostalgia Critic turns around to receive a face-full of Anthony's fist. Ian and Anthony then overwhelm Nostalgia Critic. Nostalgia Critic, in desperation, blindly punches in random directions until he hits Anthony. He then punches Ian. He gets his gun and shoots them to death.
Nostalgia Critic: (Talking to his gun) Had it not been for you, baby, I would never had survived, thus ending my movie reviewing. Wait. If I'm alive then... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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