Description[]
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the cute but powerful puffball and the cute green dinosaur? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
Interlude[]
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
MELEE![]
Yoshi is eating an apple in a forest. Then the apple is sucked out of his grip. Kirby had eaten it. Yoshi gets angry. He punches Kirby. Kirby gets angry too.
BATTLE OF THE EATERS! FIGHT!
Yoshi tries to eat Kirby, but Kirby jumps over him. Yoshi turns around to receive a face-full of Kirby's hammer. Kirby tries to suck in Yoshi, but Yoshi jumps over him and kicks him in the back. Kirby kicks him in the snout before poking his eye. Yoshi blindly tries to land a hit on Kirby to no avail. Kirby then whacks him hard in the stomach with his hammer. Yoshi runs toward Kirby. Kirby jumps over him and lands on his head. Yoshi forces him off and tries to eat him again, but Kirby inhales his tongue, pulling it out along with his internal organs and his entire skeleton in the process. Yoshi dies.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
KIRBY!
Trivia[]
- This battle now takes the cake for being the bloodiest battle A Wikia contributor has ever done.