2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla and the faceless abomination that lurks in Slender Woods? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Ian and Anthony are wondering in Slender Woods. They find a page.
Ian: "Nononononononononononono?" What the heck?
Suddenly, Slenderman teleports in front of them. Ian and Anthony scream.
Anthony: What the hell is thAAAAAA!
Ian and Anthony then feel pain while looking at Slenderman. They run away.
Ian: That thing hurt us just by looking at us?
CAN A COMEDY DUO SURVIVE? PROBABLY NOT! FIGHT!
Anthony: Whatever it is, we don't want wanna run into it aga--
Slenderman then teleports in front of them again, making them scream. They run away.
Ian: Maybe if we collect more of those weird pages, he'll probably stop chasing us.
Anthony: Yeah, but that's easier said than done when a faceless bitch is chasing us in a forest in Hell!
Slenderman then teleports in front of them again. But this time, he stabs them with his tentacles. Ian and Anthony scream as Slenderman unleashes the Insta-kill.
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