2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the main attraction of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and the Humpty Dumbty ripoff? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Freddy Fazbear kills the player. He giggles as he stuffs the officer into an animatronic suit. He then sees Flumpty Bumpty, Birthday Boy Blam, The Redman, The Beaver, Eyesaur, Grunkfuss the Clown and The Owl.
Freddy Fazbear: Who-o-o are yo-o-u-u?
Flumpty Bumpty: I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg, I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space.
Freddy Fazbear: You're on-onl-only an egg-gg! Tha-at's impos-osible-osible!
Flumpty Bumpty: (Laughs) Want to see how strong I really am?
Freddy Fazbear: Glad-adly!
ONE NIGHT?! LAME! FIGHT!
Freddy Fazbear tries to slash Flumpty Bumpty, but Flumpty Bumpty dodges. Birthday Boy Blam, The Redman, The Beaver, Eyesaur, Grunkfuss the Clown and the Owl all attack Freddy Fazbear. Then Foxy, Bonnie and Chica arrive and attack them. Foxy and The Beaver fight. They lunge at each other, but Foxy slashes The Beaver's eye with his hook. He then bites on his frontal lobe. Chica and The Redman fight. The Redman tries to attack Chica, but Chica dodges. Chica gouges out his eyes. Then Mangle, Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Puppet and Balloon Boy arrive. Puppet and Grunkfuss the Clown fight. Grunkfuss the Clown tries to attack Puppet, but Puppet grabs him and throws him at a wall. He then twists Grunkfuss the Clown's neck. Balloon Boy and Birthday Boy Blam fight. Birthday Boy Blam punches Balloon Boy in the stomach. Balloon Boy grabs his neck and crushes it in his hands. Mangle and The Owl fight. The Owl flies at Mangle, as Mangle swings from the ceiling at The Owl. She bites The Owl's face and tears it off. The Animatronics then kill Eyesaur. Then Golden Flumpty appears. Then Golden Freddy appears. Golden Freddy becomes a head and flies at Golden Flumpty. He crashes into him, destroying him. Freddy Fazbear then finally kills Flumpty Bumpty by slicing him in half with his microphone.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
- This is A Wikia contributor's first fight to be a 'Army' themed One Minute Melee.