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2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the hero of China and the Dragon Warrior? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!

Po is walking in a town. Then Fa Mulan appears.

Fa Mulan: Who are you?

Po: I am Po, the Dragon Warrior.

Fa Mulan: Dragon Warrior? Sounds impressive. Wanna fight?

Po: The Dragon Warrior never hesitates to fight.

WHO IS THE BEST CHINESE HERO? FIGHT!

Po tries to punch Fa Mulan, but Fa Mulan jumps over him and slashes his back with her Jian. She tries to stab him with it, but Po sidesteps and grabs the sword and spins Fa Mulan around and throws her. Fa Mulan runs at Po, but Po stomps on her foot. As Fa Mulan hops on one foot holding the other foot, Po jumps behind her and punches her in the back. Fa Mulan tries to slash Po with his Jian, but Po dodges. She tries to slash him again, but Po grabs the Jian. He then stabs Fa Mulan in the stomach with it. Fa Mulan gets on her knees. She tries to punch Po, but Po grabs her finger. His pinky then pops up. Po flexes it.

Po: Skadoosh.

An explosion of golden, rippling energy flows through the Valley of Peace. The village is engulfed in a cloud of golden dust. The dust soon clears. Fa Mulan is nowhere to be seen.

Po: Not only does the Dragon Warrior not hesitate to fight, but he also does not lose.

He then walks away.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

PO!

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