2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the Merc with a mouth and the Green Goliath? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
Bruce Banner is walking in a street. Then Deadpool teleports in front of him, startling him.
Bruce Banner: Whoa!
Deadpool: I heard that you turn into a green, mindless monster when you lose your shit.
Bruce Banner: Really?
Deadpool: Really really.
Bruce Banner: Wow.
Deadpool: So what angers you the most?
Bruce Banner struggles to think of what angers him the most.
Bruce Banner: I don't know, but you don't wanna see me angry.
Deadpool: Well I have to so I can prove that the theory of you becoming a green angry whiny bitch whenever your sanity dies.
Bruce Banner: What?!
Bruce Banner then turns into the Hulk and roars at Deadpool.
Deadpool: Alright! Fight time!
REGENERATING MONSTER VS REGENERATING FOURTH WALL BREAKER! FIGHT!
Hulk tries to punch Deadpool, but Deadpool teleports away with his teleportation belt. He shoots Hulk in the back with his guns. Thanks to his healing factor, Hulk survives. Hulk crushes Deadpool's head in his hands. Thinking he has won, Hulk turns away from Deadpool and roars "victoriously". Deadpool regenerates.
Deadpool: Healing factor.
Hulk turns around to receive a bullet to the forehead. Deadpool then stabs Hulk in the neck with his Carbonadium Sword and slices it down, nearly slicing Hulk in half.
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